1. Verify the pricing, please. It could be feasible to avoid traveling aboard one of America’s oldest vessels and instead take a real, somewhat comfortable cruise.
2. Please ensure that you are well aware of the dimensions of your “room” aboard the boat. It would be wise to be aware that you and your companion have separate tiny bunks that are not against the same wall in advance of any amorous activities you may have in your cabin.
3. Find out in advance if you and your companion can go inside your boat’s “room” and stand up simultaneously. If the response is “no,” think about your alternatives.
4. Always double-check that your luggage is with you before you depart. Did your baggage really make it to the boat, despite the fact that you packed it all with care? If not, you’ll have a great time wearing only a sweatshirt and no further apparel. Don’t depart without packing everything!
5. Avoid boarding a boat where the crew anticipates receiving a lot of help from you and the other paying patrons. For example, cleaning up after yourself or bringing in ropes and other tasks.
6. Don’t assume you’ll understand all the leaflet explains. During this trip, will you ever set foot on land, or will you just keep sailing around the boat, certain that you have seen the same coastline five times in the last three days? Do inquire with the boat crew about the island lobster bake and if you will ever see any of the promised marine life.
7. Don’t expect actual restrooms, but do find out where the shower is. Hey!
8. If you are uncomfortable in cramped areas, don’t even consider going on this type of boat excursion. Not only is the sleeping area extremely small, but the galley—which is also very small and frequently utilized for preparing meals—is the only other space available for games or card games.
9. If you want to work while on an extravagant vacation in the tiniest possible quarters, maybe missing out on marine life and missing out on the lobster that was promised, then definitely give this boat excursion some thought!
